#!/bin/bash
# Because we can't have memes without silly shell scripts, now can we?
# It would be *so* much funnier if it was written in EvilRich/Harry's "Badger"
# language, but XML makes baby Jesus cry.
#  -- Pope Boolean Lion
#
# Fixed up by Dave Tarrant to have better timing and snake compatability.
# Indenting un-b0rked again by Phil (mixing spaces and tabs == bad).
# Changed "And here comes the" to "Panic a" because Dave and Toby got it wrong

while [ 23 ]
do
	for snakeiterator in notsnake alsonotsnake youarenotthesnake
	do
		for magicalphrase in want some shoes with your tustin trousers oh master of cheese fnord
		do
			echo -n "badgers "
			sleep 0.36s
		done
		echo -n "mushroom "
		sleep 0.8s
		echo "MUSHROOM "
		sleep 0.7s
	done
	for magicalphrase in want some shoes with your tustin trousers oh master of cheese fnord
	do
		echo -n "badgers "
		sleep 0.35s
	done
	echo -n "Pa" #"And " 
	sleep 0.35s 
	echo -n "nic " #"here "
	sleep 0.35s 
	echo -n "a " #"comes "
	sleep 0.35s 
	echo    "snake!" #"the "
	sleep 0.35s 
	echo -n "Snake! "
	sleep 1.0s 
	echo -n "It's a snake! "
	sleep 0.6s 
	echo -n "Ohhh..."
	sleep 0.5s 
	echo "it's a snake!"
	sleep 1.4s
	echo -n  "It's a..."
	sleep 0.5s
done
