#!/bin/bash

case $@ in
	canada|Canada) echo "What's this all aboot? Blame Canda, Blame Canada, they're not even a real country...  anyway!";;
	Newnet|newnet|NewNet|NEWNET|newNet|nenwet|NenWet) echo "Good choice, 
	it probably was their fault.";;
	windows|Windows) echo "Everything is its fault. How can M$ trademark something that has been used to represent a looking point out of a building for years?" ;;
	lag|Lag) echo "OMGWTFLOLOLOL!!!1one Yu0 maek5 1t w1t t3h sux!" ;;
	unix|UNIX|linux|LINUX|Linux) echo "fsck you! how can you blame any *NIX" ;;
	*) 	if ls "/proc/self/fd/0" -l | grep -q -v "pts"; then
			Cheese=`cat -s`;
			echo "Blame" $@ $Cheese"! Yes lets blame them!";
		else
			if [ "$*" == "" ]; then
				echo "Blame who? Yo' momma?";
			else
				echo "Blame" $@"! Blame it!";	
			fi
		fi
		;;
esac
