#!/bin/bash
# The "doyouhave" script
# Blatantly copied and munged from the "wantsome" script by Pope Philip "I have nothing better to do with my time" Boolean.

case $@ in
	'memes on your wiki'|'memes in your wiki') echo "A wiki without memes is like coffee without caffine. It's JUST PLAIN WRONG!";;
	'stairs in your house') echo "Scene 17: In which the space robots team up with the daleks.";;
	'shoes in your house') echo "Yes. Yes I do.";;
	'tustin in your house') if [ "$USER" == "mt500" ]; then echo "Shonkmaster T in da howwwse!" ; else echo "Probably not."; fi ;;
	'to do that') echo "No. But it's fun.";;
	*) 
			if [ "$*" == "" ]; then
				echo "DoYouHaveShoesInYourHabitualAbode?";
			else
				echo "We ain't got no" $@"!";	
			fi
		;;
esac

