#!/usr/bin/perl
#
# Yes, i _am_ aware I didn't have to use Perl, thank you very much. 
#

if ( -e ($ENV{"HOME"} . "/.shonky"))
{
	print "Want some shonky shoes?\n";
	`rm ~/.shonky`;
}
else
{
	print "Want some shoes?\n";
	`touch ~/.shonky`;
}

