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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: can you help me with an experiment?
Stranger: sure
You: ok, if you let me explain first
Stranger: ok
You: when i was six years old i was diagnosed as clairvoyant
You: which basically means that i have stronger latent psychic powers than the
rest of the population
Stranger: i see... diagnosed...
Stranger: i see...
You: i want to see if i can use my psychic powers over a distance
Stranger: ok...
You: can you help?
Stranger: sure
You: do you have a pencil?
Stranger: yes
You: ok
You: what you need to do is
You: put the pencil in front of your keyboard
You: with a few cm of space
Stranger: yes
You: then i will try to use my psychokinetic powers to move the pencil
You: it may only move a very small amount so you need to watch it VERY
carefully
You: i can move objects in front of me easily but i've never tried over a long
distance
You: are you ready?
Stranger: eyp
Stranger: yep
You: ok, watch it VERY carefully
You: i will try now
You: anything?
Stranger: nope
You: ok, let me try again
Stranger: ok
You: here goes
You: did it move at all?
Stranger: nope
You: damn
You: i guess psychokinesis is too difficult over a distance
Stranger: unfortunate..
You: i can try something easier
Stranger: ok.
You: for example i can read peoples' minds
Stranger: ok
You: what you need to do is focus your attention on the word omegle which is
the name of this site
You: try to think of nothing except omegle
Stranger: ok
You: i will try to see if i can use my psychic powers to work out something
about you
You: ok... concentrate NOW
You: ok i think i have something
Stranger: ok what is it?
You: ok..
You: i'm getting the impression.... something about your personality ...
You: i think ... you're a very gullible person