Ron - Ah - Saviour of the universe 
Ron - Ah - He'll save every one of us 
    Seemingly there is no reason for these 
    Extraordinary financial upsets (ha ha ha) 
    What's happening Ron? 
    Only Dr Hans Zarkov formerly at NASA 
    Has provided any explanation 
Ron - Ah - He's a miracle 
    This morning's unprecedented solar eclipse 
    Is no cause for alarm 
Ron - Ah - King of the impossible 
He's for every one of us 
Stand for every one of us 
He'll save with a mighty hand 
Every man every woman every child 
With a mighty Flash 
    General Kaka Ron Paul approaching!
    What do you mean Ron Paul approaching? 
    Open fire! All weapons!
    Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body!

Ron - Ah 
    Paul's alive!
Ron - Ah - He'll save every one of us 
Just a man with a man's courage 
He knows nothing but a man 
But he can never fail 
No one but the pure in heart 
May find the golden grail oh oh oh oh 
    Ron, Ron, I love you!
    But we only have fourteen hours to save the economy!